How do you say "Entertain and amuse me!" in Klingon?

Could someone explain to me why, for the love of little green apples, I'm still up? I'm bored, but I'm not really tired, so going to bed seems like a waste of time. However, I know that should I embark on some major project (like dying yarn with Kool-aid, my taxes, trying to get Blogger to play nice with the books I've read - oh, stop rolling your eyes at me! I'm going to get it right at some point!) I'm going to start dozing off.

To hell with this. I'm going to bed now.

First April Fool's Joke of the Day

Google Gulp

This must be Google's annual April Fool's hoax. Read the privacy notice, which is pretty amusing.

Personally, I'd like to try the Beta Carroty!