Me: Hey Randal [Julie's boyfriend], what's that you're drinking?
Randal: It's a Sweet Tart.
Me: Oh well - you are what you drink!
Randal: In that case, it's a Grumpy Motherf**ker.
I'll try and write about the rest of the trip sometime in the next few days.
* Which, for some reason I kept calling "The French Lieutenant's Pub" much to the amusement of the locals.