So, I started looking around my apartment to see what could be used as an undescriptive yet accurately named weapon to threaten my enemies with. Unfortunately, I didn't turn up anything that could cause actual harm, like The Chainsaw or The Broadsword, but I did come across the following:
- The Spatula
- The Fluffy Bunny That Sits On My Monitor
- The Beaded Lampshade
- The Kitschy Velvet Painting
- The Sewing Kit
- The Printer That Doesn't Work
- The Dry Hi-Liter
- The Container Of Scrap Yarn
- The Bar Of Soap
And let us not forget the most dangerous of all my potential weapons - The Comfy Chair!
What weapons do you have laying around your humble abode?