Tuesday, September 14, 2004

2004 Results of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

2004 Results

The one that had me laughing out loud:

Maynard Fimble was told that "you can't compare apples and oranges," but, he thought, they are both eatable, grow on trees, are about the same size, are good for you, have a peel, come in many varieties, and are approximately round in shape, thus, to his horror and guilt, he realized that he was comparing them and wondered what punishment awaited him and on whose order.

Charles Jaworski
North Pole, AK