I am now a member of an elite organization, that millions of people across the continent are also a part of.
I got my Costco card today - fear me! I can buy goods that I don't need in bulk!
(No real writing done yet. I was making muffins and thought up the "fear me!" line, and had to get it down before I forgot it. I'll keep you updated.)
Update - see? I promised I would! I just cracked 10,000 words, and, even though it's only quarter after ten now, I'm going to bed.